Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Cali Pics!

Cali Pics:

Finally got the pics up! Click Here! PK's video's to come soon!

Monday, July 11, 2005

Dumb and Dumberer

Dumb and Dumberer:

Solid email war this afternoon between Fudgy (Pipes) and Boobie (Harnett).

Pipes: i forgot to tell you all i got a new lightsaber from my aunt this weekend. This one makes noise and lights up. Pretty cool. I am very excited about it. Its a replica of Vader's which isnt what i really wanted.. I wanted either Kenobi or Anakin's original, which Luke has in the later films. But atleast it will go with the mask.

Boobie: Why are you making this so easy on me……………?

Pipes: what are you talking about?

Boobie: The nerd paragraph you provided for us below

Pipes: I apologize for having different interests then you. Just because you aspire to be a booze bag boob while I embrace the Jedi art, that is no reason to mock me.

There was more of this today, but only between Paul and Boobie.
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Boobie: Your so LAZY!!!!

Paul: Harnett, you were on the couch this morning, where I found you last night, where I found you that morning, where I found you the night before....You were on that couch for over 30 hours and your calling me lazy...?

Boobie: Paul- your so LAZY, when was the last time you did anything productive?

Paul: Go f-ck yourself you pudgy little wanker. I cleaned everybody's dishes Saturday and cleaned up all the beer cans from Friday night and the previous nights before and brought down garbage. And you have the audacity to stuff your fat face with food and leave dirty dishes in the sink. Go sit on Pipes' light saber you dumb f-ck....

Boobie: Can anyone answer me the following? Why is the help speaking to me?

Paul: Because you're to dumb to filter your emails....

Boobie: I’m getting bored of you Lazy, Pipes what’s up you shanty Irish sci-fi shi-head?

Me: Johnny Huff Head can't go to the gym tonight, he has a big Euchre date at 7:30. Him and Scary Rob have to defend the honor of Team Boobie C.

Boobie: 7:30 is a bit early buddy boy, I can do 9ish

Paul: Game starts @ 8:00 pm. We all already know this. Typical Harnett, anything you tell him bounces off of his fat head and he pretends like you never told him. Very similar to the the time I told him on Wednesday to get his golf clubs for Saturday, and he tried to pretend like I never told him until Friday, despite me having documentation through out the whole week. Boobie, game is @ 8:00 pm. Boobie, game is @ 8:00 pm. Boobie, game is @ 8:00 pm. Boobie, game is @ 8:00 pm. Boobie, game is @ 8:00 pm. Boobie, game is @ 8:00 pm. Boobie, game is @ 8:00 pm.

Boobie: Can’t do it, can’t do it, can’t do it

Paul: Why, too dumb to tell time? Or will you be pretending to go to the gym?

Boobie: Not nice Lazy, not nice. I assume you will be not doing much tonight as in watching Sponge Bob in your room while eating cheese

Paul: Yes. You are correct. This will be my last email as I don't have time to waste with people who have and IQ around the Forest Gump line...

Monday, July 04, 2005

I'm Back!

The Boys of Summer:

Well folks, you might be wondering why I've been unavailable for the past two weeks. Well, it's simple. I just got back from a 12 day California baseball road trip with Paul and Buchalter. Honestly, it was overall an amazing trip. I have a ton of picture, as well as some video from Paul to post in the coming days. But to give you a quick highlight reel, we JetBlue'd our asses to Oakland, (after sitting on the runway for three hours none the less in JFK), hit up Giants and A's games, took the Pacific Coast Highway all the way down to LA (12 amazing and torturous hours). Hit up Dodgers and Angels games, then bolted for San Diego for a Padres game. Lots of great tales in between, plus we got to see some great friend like Melanie Grodanz, Tara Hall and Bobby "Bobcat" Wamsley along to way. It's 2 am EST right now, and I've still on Cali time, but I'll get around to posting the pics with details tomorrow.

Also, Redmond, Paul is irate that you let your cousin sleep in his bed.

On an off note, I see John Harnett is running away with the most up-to-date poll, and offically has the new nickname of "Boobie".