Dong Soup:

I posted this last week on the fantasy football board:

dong soup
by: Team GarlandGangbang (jkanakaraj) Oct 17 1:35am
"Ethan, if the Yankees lose this series, I'll eat some dong soup myself. If they do sweep the Red Sox, which I think there is a 60% chance of, this might be one of the greatest sports moments of my life. Going to the WS, and getting there on Boston soil is just the greatest feeling. There is nothing better. Also, a benefit of this would be the fact that I get $100 back for my game 6 and 7 tickets, plus we have WS games to go to..."

Anyone have a good recipe for dong soup, preferably one that's light on the dong, and heavy on the soup?