Vegas updates plus more updates: As of last week, we've confirmed the addition of four more shlongs on the Vegas Roster. We've managed to secure Ethan "The Minister of Whine" Schapira, DJ Jay Camhi, Matt "Not So Hot" Watt, and Jon "Bagels" Buchalter. This brings the shlong total to roughly 8, with the possibility of adding Greg Bishop to the mix. Solid...I mean, who would want to vacation with women anyway, when you could be playing poker with 8 uptight pricks for 4 days. Also, Shappy pointed out that I never enlightened you into what is now known as "The Borgata Incident". As you loyal readers know, we had a great time down in AC a few months ago. A month later, Ethan gets a letter from the good people at the Borgata saying: Dear Mr. Schapira, Because of damages to the room, we're going to charge you $1500. Thanks and come back soon! Love, You Good Buddies at the Borgata And I'm not even kidding. That was really all they wrote. Not only did they not tell us what was damaged, but the sent the letter a month later, as well as charged Ethan's credit card...ALL FOR NO REASON! They also sent pictures of a couch (which we believe wasn't even the one in our room), which was set on fire and burned to a crisp! After about a month in a half of unreturned phone calls, legal advise (Thanks Billy and Rich!), some crying and night after night of waking up in a cold sweet screaming, we finally got the matter resolved with a 3 page letter that was crafted by Assistant GM Scott Spivak and Ethan. So thank god that matter is resolved now. Also, for those of you who know about my job situation the past few months, it looks like I'll be staying in NYC after all and I'll be re-employed very soon...stay tuned for those updates.