The Sports Guy: Well, they finally did it. Bill Simmons has finally been given his own section and website on ESPN Page 2. This has been a long day coming for all those underground Sports Guy readers. Despite the fact that he's a hardcore Boston Sports fan, and despises every team I love, he still has this great ability to project his articles to the common sports fan, no matter how off the wall they might be. Also, on a side note, I need tickets for the Phish Vermont show, so help me out!!!