Thursday, June 26, 2003

Got Dickman?:
On Baseball-Reference.com, if you donate money to the site, they let you sponser a page. I figured the least I could do was send 5 beans to them for the good work they do. The site has every stat possible from the late 1800's to now. Now I was only willing to cough up 5 clams at most, so my options were limited. There would be no sponsoring the 1995 Yankees or anything like that.

My first choice was to sponser the Rusty Kuntz page, but it was already taken by some die-hard Tigers fan who will always remember Rusty for his go ahead sac fly in the 84 Series, rather than the fact his last name is Kuntz.

My second choice was Pussy Tebeau. Guess what? Taken! The best part is the quote for the sponsership reads nothing more that "We love Pussy!"

Mel Hall...taken.
Pat Kelly...taken.
Ron Kittle....taken.
Bobby Meacham...taken.
Claudell Washington....10 bucks because he weasled his way into two All-Star games with Altanta and Oakland.

My choice became rather simple. I'm proud to anounce that Kanakaraj.com is now the offical sponsor of Emerson Dickman, a washed up bullpen scrub on the Red Sox from 1936-1941.