300!: For those of you who know me, you understand that there are a few things that I hate in life. I hate losing in whiffleball, I hate the Red Sox and Mets, and I hate the entire city of Oakland. As a Jets fan, the Raiders have absolutly embarrassed Gang Green several times over, not to mention that they have to go back out to Oakland to play again this season. The A's are a different story. I can't stand the A's. Everyone swings from Eric Chavez's jock like it's going out of style. My gripe is that they have one of the best teams in baseball, yet fans refuse to attend games. It's an insult to any baseball fan. Why? Because they don't like the owner? Give me a break, this just further proves my theory that there is no place for baseball in the west coast. If you go to a game and bring Thundersticks, you should be beaten with them. My friend Lisa knows how much I hate Oakland, and was kind enough to send this link to me to further justify my hatred for that wreched city. It's kind of funny, people have started putting these obnoxious whistles on their mufflers. So now everyone can hear you as you speed off to 7-Eleven for a slurpie and porn.