'Cause Mr. Charlie Told Me So: So Juice Camhi passed the word along that the Dead were playing in Camden this summer. I know what you're thinking, didn't they die in high school? Well, to an extend you are right. But the remaining members got back together and are touring as the Dead. Anyway, we ordered up 6 tickets and they finally came yesterday. I actually have not been this excited to see a concert since I was brain washed by Phish in college. Music has come and gone in my life, but the Grateful Dead have been a constant and probably will always be one as well. It’s not even the music specifically, but more the memories that came from it. It got me thinking about the days in college when I could throw in a Dead tape, and forget about the problem of the minute, or the beautiful Fall afternoons in Syracuse when Pat and I would sit on my porch and crank the music and just relax. I remember spending countless hours learning how to play Eyes of the World, Weather Reports Suite and China Cat Sunflower. I also remember the countless hours Buchalter and I would spend at the Rockefeller Estate with our guitars jamming away to Jack Straw and the Eleven. For some reason or another, during those times, I can always look back and smile, and I guess that is what still connects me with the Dead. So far Camhi, Buchalter and Paul are confirmed on this roster, and according to Juice we might have Katie Matyas and Katee Frost with us as well. But if they back out, which seems to be a recurring trend (Frosty), I’ll make a post and who ever wants them can get them, as long as you don’t mind running around with the Vibe Tribe...

Fore!: I saw this one on eBay and I felt I had to post this. Some boob paid over $5,000 to caddy for porn legend Jenna Jameson. Now, I thought I should chime in here. I caddied for close to seven years, and even earned a scholarship for college because of it. But to pay money to lug someone’s bags around just because they are hot is just a bit too much. Come on, do you really think she's going to touch you after you have been basting in the hot sun for 4 hours and have sweat coming out of orifices you didn't even know you had? Do you think she’s going to touch you period? And the worst part is that it cost you five f—king G’s!